If, Then What?

If, Then: What?

Alternate Universe wherein ….
(1) Jesus was born as a woman
(2) Her name was Barbara
(3) Her manner of execution differed somewhat

Twenty-seven condemned “Religious Extremists” (Islamic Political Prisoners) were forced to eat her alive.

What graphic reminders would Christians (Now called barbarians) require to be displayed upon the roofs of Churches and gracing the throats of young virgins?
Not a cross but a blood orgy
The term “Daughter of God” becomes problematic at this point because it demonstrates clearly that god is in fact female (monotheism interrupted?)
Because the very idea of monotheism has largely been defined in contrast or
Direct opposition to “Polytheism” or “Pantheistic” organizations so monotheism tends to dovetail nicely with anything even vaguely approaching a “Unitary” concept
Whereas monotheism is a self-descriptor of basically all religions found to be subsumed under this term,
While clearly there is no equivalent self-descriptor for polytheistic religions:
Monotheism asserts itself by opposing polytheism! While polytheism does not use the same argument as it includes a concept of divine unity despite worshipping a plethora of gods
The “Trinity” is the point where it all comes together (becomes female) because by definition there can be only one “Plurality is not Polytheism” the father, the son, and the holy spirit, are ambiguous enough to loosely squeak by with God is one “being” in three personal dimensions but, it can not happen if god has penis and a vagina, Barbara is female therefore Etc Etc.
The mother, the daughter, and Holy Spirit