A Quadratic Equasion

A quadratic equation with real or complex coefficients has two solutions, called roots
These two solutions may or may not be distinct
And they may or may not be real
The roots are given by the quadratic formula
A quadratic equation with real coefficients can have either one or two distinct real roots
Or two distinct complex roots. In this case the discriminant determines the number and nature of the roots. There are three cases:

Equated Quadratic complexities
Are life’s uncommon perplexities
Discriminant Coefficients Discriminate
As the quadratic formulas some really hate
One would much prefer to masturbate
Or from our vocabulary eliminate
There are three cases pertaining
To the nature of the roots
Whose texture you wouldn’t
Permit on your boots
Whose absolute numbers
[Coefficient of the Square]
Are absolute bummers
And go fuck yourselves
And go fuck yourselves
And go fuck yourselves
And go fuck yourselves

To the absolute number multiplied by four times the [coefficient of the] square
The Babylonians, as early as 2000 BC (displayed on Old Babylonian clay tablets)
could solve a pair of simultaneous equations
A quadratic equation with real or complex coefficients has two solutions, called roots. These two solutions may or may not be distinct, and they may or may not be real. The roots are given by the quadratic formula